[Froum Game]: Fortunately and Unfortunately

Ok, so here's the deal, somebody may say;

"I found ten dollars on the ground today"

the next poster would say something like;

"unfortunately, it was glued to the ground"

then the next poster would try and make it better like;

"fortunately, it came off easily with my hand dandy pocked chisel".

Got it? Good, but remember, they don't have to be true at all, and you have to follow the pattern of fortunately, unfortunately, fortu-- and so on.

I'll start

Today I upgraded the ram in my computer

unfortunantly it was defective

sweet lol

Continue the game. Don't just post for a free post please.